The word cooties used to be so weird to me. Were cooties a real bug? Was it an imaginary kissing bug you'd catch from each other in the schoolyard? What the heck was a cootie!?
Then I found out that the cootie is really just a lovable plastic bug that you assemble in a game. I got set from eBay this week for a mere $5.50. I plan on buying a lot and then covering my bathroom walls with the assembled cooties.