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October 18, 1996

The Happy Man
If you're happy and you know it, please don't sing. Happy Man is so joyous that he wants the entire Web to hear his reverb renditions of "The Hokey Pokey," "Zippety Do Da" and "Oh What a Beautiful Morning." Heavy metal sounds like gospel compared to Happy Man's backwards track of "If You're Happy and You Know It."

The Del Rubio Triplets Wonderland
Two's company, three's an entertaining crowd. Meet sisters Milly, Elena and Eadie. In the 1950s, the triplets were a lounge singing act, but later serenaded patients in hospitals. Touring in their stationwagon named "Bambi," the women sing over 1,000 songs to fans everywhere. Three gals, three guitars and one birthday.

Dr. Seuss Bible
"Do unto others
As they do unto you
That includes you
Young Timothy Foo.

The Prozac Pez Page
Would the world be a happier place if antidepressants were distributed in Pez dispensers? Visit the Prozac Pez Museum, home to the Kato Kaelin Dispenser and the Oral Roberts Ltd Edition Dispenser. Compare the nutritional value of Pez and Prozac.

The Dark Side of the Scooby Doo Gang
Almost everyone has an evil side and the kids from Scooby Doo are no different. Discover the gang's demonic counterparts: Evil-minded Thelma, Hot Stuff Freddy, Dark Daphne, Devil Doo, Disgruntled Shaggy and of course, Scrappy Doo. You'll never say, "Scooby Scooby Doo, where are you?" again.

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