May 31, 2002

Punk Rock Aerobics
There's a reason why most punkers aren't pudgy. No, not heroin. Punk Rock aerobics keep them spry and limber! You can take classes in New York and Boston so far. Wow, I didn't even know that CBGB's had exercise programs.

Bush Aerobics
Even the President has to keep fit, right? Be his aerobic instructor and make George do stretches, jumps and more at your command. Tee hee.

YHB's Postcard Collection
These retro postcards depict crazed children hovering over birthday cakes, smiling goats, chicks on beanbags and dad's chair. Apparently, there's a postcard out there for just about anything and this site proves it. By the way, if you don't want to see nude models, bypass the Sun Worshippers section.

Weird Fortune Collection
"The Greatest Danger Could Be Your Stupidity." I know if I got this fortune in my cookie, I'd be wondering if the cooks in back were laughing at me. This collection has some of the most insulting and bizarre fortunes I'd ever read. "Never wear your best pants when you go to fight for freedom." Well said.

SpongeBob SquarePants Party
I'd don't care if I'm not 10, I love the cartoon SpongeBob SquarePants. So I plan on throwing a huge humdinger of a party complete with SpongeBob decorations, costumes, cake and games. Okay I'm a geek, but you have to admit the instructions on how to make your own SpongeBob doll out of a real kitchen sponge is pretty cool. Admit it!

Redneck Neighbor
When the car is up on cement bricks and you hear chickens, you know the new neighbor is a redneck. Read about what it's like to live next to a real-life redneck, complete with photos! Then thank your lucky stars for the yuppies next door... or perhaps not.

Cell Towers
Hey, is that large tree in the distance real, or is it a cellular tower in disguise? This site scares me that perhaps half of the plants I see are really metal devices to help me hear better on a phone. "Can you hear me now?"

Mission Hill
From the producers of "The Simpsons" comes "Mission Hill." It looks like a Dan Clowes rip-off, but dang it's funny. You can see it on the Cartoon Network during Adult Swim. There are all the characters you'd imagine: a slack cartoonist, a neurotic hippie chick, a stoner roommate, a nerdy younger brother and various hipster characters.