he loves his coffin more

Goth boys are an interesting lot to date. If you're in to reading Anne Rice novels and wearing black clothes, you should be able to relate to these dudes of death. But be careful of the suicidal ones. Goth boys tend to be too depressed for their own good, and may not appreciate you waltzing into their lives to try to make them happy.

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DISCLAIMER: By the way, these tips aren't meant to upset the actual punkers, stoners, musicians, ravers, goths and other types who visit Grrl.com. Sure not all musicians care more about their guitars than their girlfriends, and not all stoners eat tons of Ho-Hos, and not all goths wear black eyeliner, and not all ravers take E. But that's not the point. THIS IS IN JEST AND GOOD FUN. Learn to laugh at yourself a little. After all, not only have I dated all these stereotypes, but at different points of my life I was each of these stereotyoes myself -- except for the Redneck, that is.

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